Odd-Numbered Sukhumvit Sois 1-19


A very useful video clip explaining the odd-numbered Sukhumvit sois from soi 1 aaaaaaaall the way to soi 19~!!

To be a motorcycle taxi driver on Sukhumvit, you’ll need:


1). Balls of steel and lungs of iron.

2). Mind-altering/numbing substances like alcohol (preferably Sang Som) and/or yaa baa.

3). Full contempt of traffic laws, pedestrians, street vendors and other motorists.

4). Awesome swerving skills and wormy moves.

5). A firm belief in reincarnation.


Random Silly Sukhumvit Stuff


My oh-so-delicate taxi driver is wearing a homemade anti-UV arm protection to keep his arms fair:

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This posse of mutts practically OWNS the Fifty-Fifth Plaza building:

 

(yeap, they make up the only group of dogs allowed to roam around in Thonglo 2, Sukhumvit 55)

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IHADAK approves of the Thai seafood restaurant near the Filipino Embassy on Sukhumvit:

(Sukhumvit 30/1)

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A Space Invaders mosaic in Sukhumvit:

(found in front of Terminal 21, Asoke)

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“Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist”. WORD.

(found in Thonglo 13, Sukhumvit 55)

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All attempts to understand will be futile.

Worse, it might drive you insane.

This is Thailand.

Don’t try to understand.

JUST ACCEPT~!!

Silly Engrish Found on Sukhumvit


It’s time for more silly nonsense found in Sukhumvit~~!!!

I kinda understand what it’s trying to say…

(found in a coffee shop in Sukhumvit 26)

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Cookies with high alcohol content:

(found in Thonglo, Sukhumvit 55)

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We’re gonna need tougher molars to chew that new disk~!!

(found in Terminal 21, Sukhumvit 21)

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An exclusive, college-educated menu:

(menu found in Sukhumvit 31)

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Note to Sutti Mansion: pls hire ME to be your editor~!!

(found in Sukhumvit 38)

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All attempts to understand will be futile.

Worse, it might drive you insane.

This is Thailand.

Don’t try to understand.

JUST ACCEPT~!!

Naughty Sukhumvit At Night~!!


When the sun goes down, the oh-so-naughty side of Sukhumvit awakens, as this atmospheric VDO clip shows during a walk from Asoke area (Sukhumvit 21) towards Nana (Sukhumvit 3). You’ll see the main Sukhumvit Road on the left side, plus vendors selling aaaaaaaaaall kinds of stuff, freelance hookers, illegal beer “bars” (which are really pissing-off legitimate bar owners who actually have to pay rent), trash, beggars, taxi and tuk-tuk drivers, katoeys (ladyboys)… yeap, just a typical salacious Sukhumvit night~!!